Ok I’ll start it with a joke…

Bit corny but it just caught my attention.

 

I’ve just read it from a text message send to me by a former classmate…

 

Now here’s the joke..

 

Boy: alam mo..pag tau na…sabay na nating haharapin ang problema..

 

Girl: ha??teka ala nmn akong problema ha??

 

Boy: oo nga… kyaya nga e.. wag kang excited…

 

Getit getit ba?

 

 At first natawa ko..

Kasi..ewan ko ha..

Nakakatawa nmn tlga.

O baka mababaw lng tlga cguro kaligayahan ko?

 

 

Pro hindi eh??

parang me laman..

 

pro sige..

 

kung wala talgang laman..

 

lalagyan ko na,,

 

 

TAO…

Alam mo ba yang pinapasok mo?

 

LALAKE

… mejo malakas din ang loob mong manligaw,,.

Alam mo ba ang idudulot mong problema sa babaeng ginugusto mo??

Pero sige teca lang?ilang taon ka nb?

Me trabaho ka ba?kaia mo bang sustentohan yan?

O csia cge di mo nmn bubuntisin e…

Girlfriend2 lang nmn..

@#%%~! Mura ean..hehe

Loko2 ka.. anu akala mo sa babae?

Trophy? Db kya mo niligawan yan dahil mahal mo?

At pingarap mo.o inicip mo na magkasama kau habang buhay at magkaron ng mga anak?!

O sige ngaun mo sabihin na hindi mo nmn bubuntisin eh?!LOL

Oo??ano pag tapos pag di mo na kaya?o kaya sabihin ntn,,

Nagsawa ka na?! iiwan mo nlng ung problema mo kai babae?

O sige babae..dahil pinapahiram nmn kita ng problema ko..

Sau na to..LOL

(di mahalaga kung seryoso ka sa babaeng minamahal mo. Ang mas mahalaga seryoso ka sa buhay mo.)

 

 

…BABAE...

Hoy ikaw nmn malanding babae ka?

Ikaw ba e nasa matinong pagiisip?

Nakita mo ng siraulo ung lalaki,.,

Kekeme ka pa din,,

Kati mo eh no??

Di ka nmn panget?

(dahil wala nmn nilikhang panget)

Hindi k nga lang ganun ka ganda,,

Hehehe

Pro kelan pa naging

Korona ang pgging flirt?

Hindi moman aminin..pro

Gusto mo dn nmn na maraming nllpit na lalake sau,,

Txt2 lang kunwari..chat..pro paligaw ka dn nmn..

Lumalandi nga sa term ntn mga kabataan ngaun..

Tapos mgttaka kung bakit manloloko mga lalaki…

Although di namn tmen maikakaila un..

Pero hindi nmn ntn maitatago na asa karakter mo na ang hindi seryosohin?

O bakit?malande ka eh??

(hindi mo kailangan ng lalake..kailangan mo magmamahal..wag ka magmadali…di malungkot maging single..)

 

..MASA..

Magiging defensive na ko sa blog ko..

Di ko intension na pataasin ang tension sa iyong eye lash extension.

 

Hindi pra sa lhat to..

 

Hindi pra sau to..

 

wag ka magalit sakin kung nasasaktan ka…

 

Gawain ko kasi un..

 

Kaya para sa akin to..

 

Blog ko to e..

 

 

 

*walang matinong boyfriend sa malanding girlfriend*

 

*walang malanding girlfriend kung matino ang boyfriend.*

 

--

Inuulit ko blog ko to!

 

<3inlovẽ

Barbie Doll
by Marge Piercy

This girlchild was born as usual
and presented dolls that did pee-pee
and miniature GE stoves and irons
and wee lipsticks the color of cherry candy.
Then in the magic of puberty, a classmate said:
You have a great big nose and fat legs.

She was healthy, tested intelligent,
possessed strong arms and back,
abundant sexual drive and manual dexterity.
She went to and fro apologizing.
Everyone saw a fat nose on thick legs.

She was advised to play coy,
exhorted to come on hearty,
exercise, diet, smile and wheedle.
Her good nature wore out
like a fan belt.
So she cut off her nose and her legs
and offered them up.

In the casket displayed on satin she lay
with the undertaker's cosmetics painted on,
a turned-up putty nose,
dressed in a pink and white nightie.
Doesn't she look pretty? everyone said.
Consummation at last.
To every woman a happy ending.

            I was able this article when I was in first year college.  And this article written by Margie Piercy was shared to us by our professor, Ms. Derillo.

 

            And as the discussion goes by, I feel so pity, yet a little bit angry. I feel pity of the girl who reflects the every girl in the society. I pity her because she died and the society killed her. This society who persist that every little girl would be beautiful as Barbie, beautiful lifeless doll that seems to be perfect in the eyes of everyone.

Last July 16 2008. It was a rainy afternoon. After our class has been suspended, ( _ _ _ _ _ ) and I decided to take a ride from a jeepney.  We have chosen the jeepney that has a route of boni-high way direcho, as we having chit-chatting all along, a man suddenly go down out of the jeepney without the hesitation whether the jeepney is still moving. Hopefully, he was not hit by another cab that was behind us. Tsk tsk!!sayang un ?!hahaha…. All of us in the backside of the jeepney were shocked. And also the two men in front of us were laughing at the man. And ofcourse ( _ _ _ _ _ ) and I laugh also at the situation. But as a normal human being, we have to move on.  But?!

This young lady beside me, which is ( _ _ _ _ _ ) was still laughing!! Potek d makaget over ang loka. Even if it is already 30 minutes since the man leave. Db?parang tanga lang..hahaha.. so as the other passenger goes down.. We watch them if they also do what the man did or they will ask the driver to stop, in our words. Mama Para!! And if they say “Para”.. We will react and say”nice..very good!nag bayad toh..hahaha!! And if they did not say Para... “woi?c kuya/ ate oh??ndi ngbayad..hahahaa” and as our journey go along. We’ve still playing again and again to our co-passenger without their knowledge. Hohoho!! And secretly, I’ve been staring at the lady in front of me who occupied the sit of the two men who has already gone down. Whooo she’s so cute!! But of course, I do not let her notice that I was staring at her.

And as I reach my destination, ive ended my conversation with dhona with a kiss. And obviously I notice the two ladies in front of us were watching (including the gurl I was staring at). ”mga lokaret..beso lng yun…mga tamang hinala to?hahaha”

    After our literature class ends, me and friends waited till the next class come! We have waited for about 40mins then suddenly, the bell rings.

             Actually, we don’t know why the bell ringed, whether if it is just by accident or what so ever. So we just ignore it.

             Then this guard informed us that we have to leave the college because the class has been already suspended! Whoa! A sudden smile appears beneath my face! Then I told my self! ”yes buti na lng!wala pa naman akong assignment sa ethics!*evil laughs*!!hahaha!!

 

            Save by the bell ang lolo mo!!XP

atlast!! Our much awaited literature professor has come!!lowls

ang gara nga e..hahahaha

hmmm what can i say about this professor?

This man talks a lot with his world vanishing home wrecking voice!!!

As if the whole college will collapse!!


He spokes like a pastor. uhm? He talks? No!! He shouts! hahaha!!

And every time he speaks, he preferred to use an Italian accent which
is the way we makes laugh at him. Because his accent not sounds like an Italian, but it seems like an Italian-visayan accent!! lolxP

 

And actually! I was just annoyed when the time he calls my family name in an unpleasant pronunciation. Instead of Bonifacio! He pronounces it as Bonifatio! Maybe, it is not his intention to disgrace my name. But it in the matter of how he speaks! hahahha!!

 

whoa?!! what em i doing here. i already told my self that i would not be doing any online journal or what so ever. because i thought it was just for a popularity reasons. if i will tell it to my own words. papansin lang ang mga bloggers!!! because the blogs that i have read from the blog of my friends is too private to be post to the internet. thats the idea of what blogging means to me. eh bakit ako nandito kung ganon din aman ang interpretasion ko about blogging!? hmmm actually i don't know the reason why? lets just say" trip ko lang e paki mo ba? hahaha?!"